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		<title>Crackmonkey74 starts out talking about ceiling cat and ends up talking about Al Gore</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back a couple blog posts ago, I had the idea to combine River Tam from Serenity with Ceiling cat. I said &#8220;Ceiling Cat River is watching you masturbate.&#8221;  More creative people than I have recently thought of the word fornicate. Thank you internet for bringing us lolcats.  Thank you Al Gore, who liked the notion of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=crackmonkey74.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3381391&amp;post=12&amp;subd=crackmonkey74&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Back <a href="http://crackmonkey74.wordpress.com/2008/04/05/ceiling-river/">a couple blog posts ago</a>, I had the idea to combine River Tam from Serenity with Ceiling cat.  I said &#8220;Ceiling <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">Cat</span> River is watching you <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">masturbate</span>.&#8221;  More <a title="by 'creative' i mean nerdy" href="http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=11&amp;t=34558">creative people</a> than I have recently thought of the word <em>fornicate</em>.</p>
<p>Thank you internet for bringing us lolcats.  Thank you <a href="http://coredump.110mb.com/Comics/12/12.html">Al Gore</a>, who liked the notion of the internet back in the day.</p>
<p>You know what&#8217;s fun for the first little while?  Listening to people debate about global warming.  After a while it gets boring and I think I should chime in <a href="http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/">somehow</a>.</p>
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		<title>RTF means Rich Text Format</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In creating the COA, I fulfilled a Work-safe (SFW?) version of xkcd&#8217;s rule thirty-four (RTF?)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=crackmonkey74.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3381391&amp;post=11&amp;subd=crackmonkey74&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In creating the <a href="http://crackmonkey74.wordpress.com/coa-carnival-of-acronyms/">COA</a>, I fulfilled a Work-safe (SFW?) version of <a href="http://xkcd.com/305/">xkcd&#8217;s rule thirty-four</a> (RTF?)</p>
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		<title>Ceiling River</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like it&#8217;s time to&#8230;take someone else&#8217;s idea and crappily edit it onto a different picture, and pretend it&#8217;s funny. Image of River is from surfthechannel.com.  Lolcat caption and idea is from icanhascheezburger.com (Of course)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=crackmonkey74.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3381391&amp;post=4&amp;subd=crackmonkey74&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like it&#8217;s time to&#8230;take someone else&#8217;s idea and crappily edit it onto a different picture, and pretend it&#8217;s funny.</p>
<p><a href="http://crackmonkey74.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/picture-6.png"></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-6" src="http://crackmonkey74.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/picture-6.png?w=400&#038;h=276" alt="Ceiling River is watching you having sex with her brother" width="400" height="276" /></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Image of River is from <a href="http://www.surfthechannel.com">surfthechannel.com</a>.  Lolcat caption and idea is from <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/">icanhascheezburger.com</a> (Of course)</p>
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		<title>Hello world!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:38:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know why I got this blog.  I was just being an ass and wanted to get this username.  This username was mentioned on xkcd a couple times (Youtube, and the most recent one Venting). If anyone wants this user name then it&#8217;s shiny, just comment on this and I may or may not get [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=crackmonkey74.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3381391&amp;post=1&amp;subd=crackmonkey74&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know why I got this blog.  I was just being an ass and wanted to get this username.  This username was mentioned on xkcd a couple times (<em>Youtube</em>, and the most recent one <em>Venting</em>).</p>
<p>If anyone wants this user name then it&#8217;s shiny, just comment on this and I may or may not get your message.</p>
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